I thought that if i let anyone in, they’d find out what was broken about me. And then not only would they know, i’d know too.
— Naoise Dolan, Exciting Times

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What is this 1kg grocery item Højbjerg has with him on match day? Could the answer lie with new boy Bentacur’s homeland? What does this have to do with PEH’s extra cup? Patty & Acid have answers as well as some all new theories. Plus: tributes for Dele and Dembele. 

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