I thought that if i let anyone in, they’d find out what was broken about me. And then not only would they know, i’d know too.
— Naoise Dolan, Exciting Times

A Tale of Two Lizzies

Patty & Acid bestow the The Lizzie Mcguire Achievement Award to Richarlison and round up tributes to the OG Lizzie, Queen Elizabeth II, from the club, the players, and the WAGs. Plus: play Pony by Ginuwine (or not) because we gotta talk about Sonny’s thirst trap pics. 

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The Conte Supremacy

Laterz, Tuchel 

Don't do it, Papa Poch  

The Lizzie Mcguire Achievement Award

Richarlison dares to dream 

Then sings to the universe 

(BTW - Check out this juicy VFTL) 

Goes on to win Player of the Match 

Then cries to his papa!! 

And gets love from his club papa!! 

Richarlison, this is what dreams are made of

Sonny’s thirst trap pics

Prepare yourself to see him in a different light 

So much braso and bulge and butt cleavage 

Tributes to the Queen

Dele 

Spurs Official 

Dier 

Kate Kane on social and IRL

BB of the Week

Kate Kane conceals her kids' faces throughout a 2 minute video 

Happy Birthday Ayla Alderweireld

Kieran Trippier's curly cuties 

Charlie and Alex Morgan make history

Saliv Sanchez Neck Watch 2022 

Ivan Perisic's BB 

Marine Lloris is back with her hashtags 

Giulianna Lloris gets fashion tips from Tita Laari 

Ride or Dier

Antonio and Aggresivity