I thought that if i let anyone in, they’d find out what was broken about me. And then not only would they know, i’d know too.
— Naoise Dolan, Exciting Times

We Need A (Jane Austen) Hero

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that we were never gonna win the Carabao Cup. Or is it? Patty & Acid discuss player statements in support of Ryan Mason Darcy and how he’s doing so far. Plus: we discuss Crying Sonny, Sad Dier, and where to go from here. 

Jose tributes from Sir Harry Kane, Sonny, Hoybyeah 

Sun Min Kimes on Mason’s Austen-esque appeal  

Ryan Mason, he’s one of our own  

Approval from Harry himself, Toby, and Hugo 

Best wishes on Carabao day from Jan, Eriksen, and Gazzaniga 

Post-match feels: Crying Sonny, Skepticism of Crying Sonny, Sad Dier, Really Sad Dier, and Someday

Reflections from Harry and Toby 

Babies of the Week: Nehneh Aurier, Bea and George Mason, Salvador Sanchez in business casual, all the Lloris Babies, spotlight on #BabyLeandro, and Ayla Alderweireld with Jace.

Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Dele’s Dating App Dalliance

Emergency Pod: Sashay away, Jose!