I thought that if i let anyone in, they’d find out what was broken about me. And then not only would they know, i’d know too.
— Naoise Dolan, Exciting Times

Emergency Pod: Sashay away, Jose!

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And that’s the end of the Mourinho era. Patty, Acid, and Toby react to the announcement (are we surprised?!), speculate on the timing (a week before a cup final!?), and try to sift through the confusion to see what’s ahead (go on, Ryan Mason!!!). 

Links to tweets from Gary LinekerSpurs Official, Glenn, and Daily Hotspur.
Editor’s note: Harry Kane is first with a tribute post. And happy birthday Joe Hart!   

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We Need A (Jane Austen) Hero

Emergency Pod: NLD. UEL. WTF.