I thought that if i let anyone in, they’d find out what was broken about me. And then not only would they know, i’d know too.
— Naoise Dolan, Exciting Times

What does Sonny smell like?

Patty & Acid report on the biggest questions in football - what body wash and  eau de parfum does Sonny favour? And how much does smelling like a birthday cake let you get away with among Premier League referees? Plus: a fur-baby packed BB of the Week!

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