I thought that if i let anyone in, they’d find out what was broken about me. And then not only would they know, i’d know too.
— Naoise Dolan, Exciting Times

We Need to Talk About Regui

Patty & Acid chat about our loveable left-back Sergio Reguilón looking like a millennial dad running errands in our third kit, getting pranked about his FIFA rankings, and taking Marta out for date night to Salt Bae’s new restaurant. Also: what’s up with our form!?

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