I thought that if i let anyone in, they’d find out what was broken about me. And then not only would they know, i’d know too.
— Naoise Dolan, Exciting Times

Hello Jan, Goodbye Black Eye | PL Matchday 2-4: MCI-TOT, TOT-NEW, ARS-TOT

Patty and Acid react to the winless run of games against Man City, Newcastle, and Fouls FC (aka Arsenal). Are we slumping or just warming up? In the social media round-up: the inconsistent graphic design from Spurs Official and the consistently cute Ayla Alderweireld.

Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music.

How Spurs Got their Groove Back | PL Matchday 5: TOT-CRY

Harry With the Good Hair | PL Matchday 1: TOT-AVL