I thought that if i let anyone in, they’d find out what was broken about me. And then not only would they know, i’d know too.
— Naoise Dolan, Exciting Times

Haul Out the Big Guns, It’s Thanksgiving Week

Chinggay and Patty divvy up the Merry Thanksgiving movies into three categories—mediocre non-performers, basic Hallmark fare, and all-new classics everyone’s sure to rewatch for years to come. BMIH kings Tyler Hynes and Victor Webster take the cake this week, while HCU queens Lacey Chabert and Rachel Boston show everyone how it’s done. There’s a little something for everyone this week and that’s enough reason to go through eight movies in one go. Special mention to Hallmark’s next gen up and comers Jaicy Elliot and Hunter King.

Catch us every week until December for our roundup of holiday hits!

  • A Holiday Spectacular (Ginna Claire Mason, Derek Klena, Eve Plumb, Ann-Margret, and features the Radio City Rockettes)

  • A Tale of Two Christmases (Katherine Barrell, Chandler Massey, Evan Roderick)

  • A Royal Corgi Christmas (Hunter King, Jordan Renzo )

  • Time for Him to Come Home for Christmas (Holland Roden, Tyler Hynes, Tenille Townes)

  • My Southern Family Christmas (Jaicy Elliot, Ryan Rottman, with Moira Kelly, Bruce Campbell)

  • #Xmas (Clare Bowen, Brant Daugherty)

  • A Christmas Cookie Catastrophe (Rachel Boston, Victor Webster)

  • Haul Out the Holly (Lacey Chabert, Wes Brown, Stephen Tobolowsky, Melissa Peterman, Ellen Travolta)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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