Chinggay and Patty look back on all 40 movies they’ve watched since October and rank the worst, the almost but not quites, and of course, the year’s Top 12. Also included: this year’s secondary characters who need to score major roles, our dream collabs among the stars of the HCU, our (loving) co-opting of Hanukkah traditions, who our Hallmark Santa is, and the one star who deserves so much credit, we mention him in all our Christmas episodes. Stand by for F*ck, Marry, Kill: Holiday Edition.
The Christmas House 2: Deck Those Halls - Ana Ayora, Sharon Lawrence, Robert Buckley, Jonathan Bennett, Treat Williams, Brad Harder
'Tis the Season to Be Merry - Rachael Leigh Cook, Travis Van Winkle
The Eight Gifts of Hannukkah - Inbar Levi, Jake Epstein
An Unexpected Christmas - Bethany Joy Lenz, Tyler Hynes
My Family Christmas Tree - Aimee Teegarden, Andrew Walker
One December Night - Peter Gallagher, Bruce Campbell, Eloise Mumford, Brett Dalton
Debbie McComber’s Mrs. Miracle Christmas - Caroline Rhea, Katilin Doubleday, Steve Lund
A Christmas Together With You - Laura Vandervoort, Niall Matter, Harry Lennix
The Nine Kittens of Christmas - Kimberly Sustad, Brandon Routh
A Very Merry Bridesmaid - Emily Osment, Casey Diedrick
Nantucket Noel - Sarah Power, Travis Donovan
Time for Them to Come Home This Christmas - Jessie Schram, Brendan Penny
Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art
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